so in de previous entry, i have made 2 flies FUCKIN happy (pun intended). but not only have i made 2 creatures come together (they did it in front of my hse man!), i have also brought together 2 human beings. by droppin de girl's hp. apparently, accordin to de girl, had i not droppd her hp, she wouldnt have her current bf. i felt so happy to be part of all these happy occasions, although i am only playing a part indirectly.

happy happy aside... let me tell you about smtg disgusting. (well, not really disgusting to me lahh..)

toilet "bloops" (as ayu said it) #1

so i had to shit and i went into de loo at coffee bean. after de ordeal, i had used up alot of toilet paper to clean myself. it was so much that i cant even see de water in de bowl. so i flushed it, but not all was suckd down, and then de water in de bowl rised. in my head i was like "did de water just rised?". honestly ive never caused any toilet to be blockd and see de water rise so i was quite awed by it. anw, i thought i could really uncloggd de bowl by flushin it again. so de moment i saw de water started to rise higher, i was like "oh shit! (haha)" and in my head i was like "i shouldnt have flushed again.. why am i and bla bla blah". so de bowl overflowed and i wondered whether i shoud call de a baristas but i realised that that would embarrassed me and what if my poop decides to pop up from underneath those tissues? that will be gross and they'll know i shat. also, someone had alr wanted to use de toilet so i cant pretend that it wasnt me. so i had to d.i.m. (do it myself). but first, i had to wipe a bit of crap of de bowl. so de moment i put de tissue in de water, it disintegrated. that shows how much water in de bowl. so i wiped it and took my hand out of de bowl. it was deep. i then put my hand in again to remove de cloggd tissues and as i did that, i saw a spec of crap floatin 8cm away from my hand. anw, i had to remove de tissues a 2nd time before there was a suction and all of de rest of de tissues were flushed away. i washed my hand with soap profusely. i was lucky that my crap wasnt de creamy or in hanis's way "slurpee" kind. oh, and i realised while i was tryin to take out de cloggd tissues that beside me was de stores of toiletries. i could have find a pair of tongs or smtg long to remove de tissues withot goin in elbow deep.

anw, hanis came after that and he hold me hand.